My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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