You really coming over, don't trick.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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