new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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