This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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