i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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