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i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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