Need sex. Gaining weight.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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