remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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