How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
