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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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