i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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