Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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