I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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