I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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