Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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