I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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