she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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