its not stalking. its research.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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