That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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