No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
