If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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