I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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