You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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