Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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