Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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