I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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