White coat. Heels.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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