have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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