Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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