i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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