he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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