Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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