i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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