well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Dick very happy bro
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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