I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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