Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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