did you get engaged???
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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