The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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