lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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