the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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