The maid of honor just puked.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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