There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
