I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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