i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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