CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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