Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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