No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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