Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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