Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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