We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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